The Story of My Favorite 2 E's.

Currently watching All I Want For Christmas. But, in the same time, I want to tell a story. Well, I've never told anyone or let anyone read my story that I write myself. But this one, I think I should blog something. I'm bored, I got idea, I can online right now, so let me just...write. So, okay.

I don't want 'once upon a time' because there is no 'time'. They don't exist. The character[s] I mean. Well, once beyond a time? x)

Alright. I'm gonna use present tense. Sorry broken English.

Once a never time, there was place called Neverexistedatall Town. A couple, James and Rose Madeuppeople lives in there. They have one daughter named Elizabeth Madeuppeople. The family are poor and poor like dying like damned poor. Starving. They only eat the delicious leaves =P. But the couple worked hard to raised their lovely new-born daughter. After 17 years, Elizabeth grows up so lovely. She can sing. She can play piano. She's talenteeeddd. She can play guitar, too. She can write. She's brilliant. And yadda yadda yadda.

Then a guy falls in love with Elizabeth. What's his name? Rihanna. Sorry, sorry, wrong. Reepicheep. Wait, no, Kaitlyn. NO! Err, Ronald? Yeah, Ronald. Just, Ron Fakey. Whatever just choose that name! He's rich. He's gentlemen. It just, he's stupid. But he's nice. -,-'

One day a new family moved in to the town. They're hideous. They're poor. But they actually generous. They have a son named......... Hank Tengteng. (thats all I can think about) Hank's a very shy. Ugly. Looks like Voldemort. Or... cant think of any.

Elizabeth really hates both two guys. Hank hates her, too because.. he's mean. But Ron. So stupid. He wants Elizabeth so baaaaaadly. Elizabeth ignored him.

But one daaaay, she met a guy named Ethan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cute, handsome, sweet, gentlemen, mysterious, dark, cold guy. But he's really, really, really fair. He likes Berillium xP and Hidrogen :P. His voice really, ohmygosh. Elizabeth wanted to find out who's that guy. But he keeps stay far away from her.

Elizabeth almost 18. At the town, girls who not married at age 18 will be dead. So stupid town. The city of townsville! -,-' Elizabeth worried about her safety. Her parents pushed her to marry Ron, for her sake. Ron can't stop grinning all day long even in her sleep. Sigh.

But, at last, Elizabeth agreed. She doesn't want her parents to worry about her. So, its time for the engagement, Elizabeth tried to fall for Ron. Ron's handsome, the most good-looking guy in town but Elizabeth still not in love with him.

But when Hank Tengteng came, Elizabeth felt wanna kill him. She doesn't know why. And at last, at the marriage of Elizabeth and Ronny, the Tengtengs came except Hank. By the time the preacher say "Speak now", Hank came and when he called out Elizabeth's name, He turned to another guy. Ethan Imaginarydreamguy. Ron persuade the preacher to continue but the preacher gave the chance to Ethan to say something. Elizabeth was speechless.

Ethan said,

"Dude, you're an idiot."

Everyone exclaimed. Elizabeth's heart beats and said, "I know he is. You're really like my soul mate!" and she cries.

And soon, Elizabeth and Ethan lives happily ever after. Everyone lives happily ever after. Everyone. Everybody. Every people. Even Edward, Edmund, Eric, Emily, Elloww, Eloise, Embun, Encik, Eeee. Even Ron! He grin back after he knows the existence of Taylor Swift.

And so they all lived happily every after. And not exist.

The End.