I Was Born To Be An Awesome.

Well, I'm not bragging. I'm just stating the truth. Ceh, I lied. Just be confident. And the truth is... yeah I am awesome :P

You know how much I love writing. So, I'm kinda bored. This 2 weeks holidays, nothing much. Visiting my sick aunty at hospital, chilling in my room, sing sing sing, read books....

So, just because I'm bored and I love to write, I'll write whatever comes out in my mind, k? And sorry if it's corny... or lame.. or whatever.

Ah, he changed his name again. That lame name -.- . Whatever.

Oh! I bought 2 new shawls! Better! :D

Romeo and Juliet's stories a tragedy. Ended with both kill themselves because lose their love ones. But mine's more romantic :) We both kill each other :')

And I like Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew :D

Alright.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Rapunzel. Erk, no. It's a mystery. She's riddled with flaws. She's lazy, not really like a girl, annoying, menggelabah, kinda crazy, always hurt people's heart, careless, got acnes on her face, kinda selekeh, short, but underneath it all, there are people that still love her. She still awesome. And let me reveal her name. NOR NAJLA NADHIRAH. Alah, dah tau dah pun :p

Okay okay, stop. Tomorrow! MTV Movie Award! :D

All right, story time :p


Once upon a time, there was a place called Freakinonsense. That place was like... dreams come true! Just say one wish and you'll get what you want. DI-DI! BO-DI! DI-BO-DI-BO-DI! Whatever. So there was this deep forest. People said whoever go through it... will be dead. Murdered, stuffs. Whatever.


A century passed, 13th century, there was a girl. Typical girl that loves taking risks. Her name was Kate Middleton. I mean, Judith Awesome. She heard from her grandparents about the forest. When she heard it, she was... "Seriously?! Awesome! Dead people's cool! TELL ME MORE! How they died?!!" with a big smile on her face. Her grandparents was shock. So her granddad tried to scare her. "My dear, I'm not surprised," actually he was. "Well, they died different ways. It's kinda mysterious. Some bodies could be found and was cut piece by piece, some bodies can't be found. Darling, I know what you thinking. Don't ever go there. Never take risk."

Jude was disappointed. "Granddaddy, you once was said I was born to be a warrior. Like Lady Gaga said, 'Cause you were born this way, baby. I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way!'. Granddaddy..."

Her grandmother sighed. "Caty honey... Your name, Judith Catherine Juliet Awesome, I took from Katy Perry and Christina Judith Perri. So be like Katy Perry and Christina Perri. Not Lady Gaga, okay."

"I know but I just like Lady Gaga's words. Not her songs." Then she thought of something. "I thought my name was taken from Taming of The Shrew? I don't want to be Katy Perry."

"Yes... Yes. Shut up. Jude, please don't go to the forest or you'll get killed!"

Judith made a face. "But I like forests!"

Her grandfather stood up. "Go on! And die! GO DIE!"

Her eyes rounded. "Whoa, slow down, old guy." Yes, she was kinda rude. "Okay, I'll prove to you that you're wrong. I WILL CHANGE THE HISTORY. And then if I did it, I don't want to take History! I mean, I hate History. The teachers so boring."

The grandfather shook his head. "Fine. Go on!" he coughed.

"Granddaddy?"

"I'm okay... This is just an act. Please act like you care..."

"Okay.. Err, I care."

"Good. Now I can go back to sleep. I know my granddaughter care for me before she's dead. I love you, Jude."

"Love you too, granddad."


Judith went out from the house for one purpose - the forest. But before that, she took her jacket and boots and her Blackberry for GPS. Yes, it was 13th century, but well, this is just a story with place called Freakinonsense -.- . She walked with her beautiful dress, you know, the 13th century dresses. Just Google '13th century clothing'. I choose 13th century because it was the year of Sleeping Beauty and Romeo&Juliet. Interesting centuries. (but I am more interested in 18th century clothing. Especially in England :') Taylor Swift's Love Story's wrong. Romeon&Juliet was in 13th century but in the music video, the clothing was like in 18th century. Ngehehe) So okay, back to the story. Judith sang What The Hell like Najla sang it when she had to walk home from school. Okay, not related. That's a lie.

There it was. The forest. The place everyone fear. Judith thought about it. Is this the right decision? She gulped. Oh my, oh my! What if I die? If I die, everyone will die! Because... everyone love me! Judith sighed. Well, let them die, I won't care cause I'll die first. Okay, I'll go in!

She braced herself to step in. Her barefoot touched the grass. Yeah, barefoot. Boots not exist, it's for man. I mean, for make sense. As she were in the forest, she screamed. Loudly. With white face. "I DID IT! I DID IT! Momma, you were wrong! I mean, grandpapa, grandmomma! I'm alive! I survive! BOOM BABY! YEAH HEY HEY HAHA!" And she sang like Rapunzel from Tangled,

Just smell the grass! The dirt! Just like I dreamed they'd be!
Just feel that summer breeze - the way it's calling me
For like the first time ever, I'm completely free!
I could go running *she rans like a lunatic*
And racing *she rans faster*
And dancing *she danced spinning around*
And chasing *she chased a... bug*
And leaping *she jumped like hell*
And bounding *she rans again*
Hair flying *her dark blonde hair flying (she blew it)*
Heart pounding *you know after running our heart will raced. don't imagine love*
And splashing *Hey! There's a river!*
And reeling *spinning and spinning and spinning*
And finally feeling *feeling dizzy :p*
Now's when my life begins! *she fainted*

Yeah, like her life just begin.

Judith opened her eyes and woke up. She looked around. It looks like... a garden. Beautiful flowers, butterflies around, fireflies, it was beautiful. "Where am I?"

"Hey, milady," a guy appeared and winked.

Judith raised an eyebrow. "Uh'huh. I know I'm prettay. Who the hell are you?

The guy rolled his eyes. He cleared his throat. He looked annoyed. He took a deep breath and made a charming face. "Hey there. I mean, hello there. My name is Aaron Aziz. Nora Elena looks interesting! I want to watch it! I mean, it's a Malay, but it's adapted from a novel! Oh sorry, out of topic. Btw, Abu, you're not Aaron Aziz -.-' . Kk, back to the story. "Hey there. I mean, hello there. My name is Chuck Levi," he grinned. "What about you, milady?"

Awkward silence. Judith looked at him weirdly. "Like seriously, dude."

That guy sighed. "Fine. My real name is Dylan Charles Emmett Levi. But, I like the name Chuck Levi. You watch Chuck? And the one who played Chuck's name's-"

"Zachary Levi. Yeah. Love it." Judith cut his word. "Time machine. So, Dylan, I don't care about your name. What is this place?"

Dylan cleared his throat. "I should be the one to ask you. I'm sure you heard about this place. Why you come here?"

Judith was speechless. "Err... I... I was... discovering places and... lost." She startled. She cleared her throat. I'm a good liar. "So, okay, yeah I heard stories and I thought it's a nonsense. Well, this place is nonsense. My parents send me here, I don't know why. Really hell. The truth is... I was lost. My grandparents never told me the location of this forest. I mean, I thought this is... a typical forest."

Dylan looked at her closely. "I can sense you're lying..."







To be continued :P